To smoke or not to smoke...that is the question!

Lately, Marc has been debating if he should take up smoking. There are a number of things reminiscent of 1970's America- and one of them is smoking. In Uruguay there are alot of people with the nicotine habit and like the United States in the 70's it still looks cool. When Marc found this cigarette box on the street, his decision was almost made.

The picture shows the two things South American men love the most....women (in thongs) and futball (soccer). In the 70's, Americans had the Marlboro Man to aspire to, representing toughness and grit. I thought he was cool. Down here, though, if you smoke, it doesn't matter what you look like....you'll get the hot girl and she'll love futball too! Who's sales campaign is stronger....dirty tough guy....hot girl with a ball?
But then......

Marc found this box!

I think this one says it all. So, if you smoke and get the hot girl who likes futball, well....you won't be able to do anything about it. Marc has taken up running as his new habit instead!!!! Thank you Coronado cigarettes!
Kristin